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Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Off Season Fun

Off-season Connecticut Bears in June, from left: CT Blogger, Pogy and Captain.
Motorcycle Polar Bear Blog off-season rides to Ambler, Pa., June 19 and Newburgh, NY, August 28.

By: Chris Loynd

My original motivation for joining The Polar Bear Grand Tour was I couldn't imagine going four to six months without a motorcycle ride. I never dreamed someday I would end up doing more riding from October to April than from April to October. But here of late, life's had other plans.

One was losing my local HOG. (Harley Owners Group if you're not familiar.) The local dealership a mile from home closed and my next closest chapter is now New Haven, Branford actually. A few of my Bridgeport Chapter friends are now New Haven HOGs. I joined New Haven the year our Bridgeport dealership died, but was too busy to make many meetings or rides.

A new and very demanding job, starting right about the same time as loss of my local HOG, sapped free time and energy. It also cut into the quality time I had with my wife. So I tended to try to spend more time with Cynthia, who does not like motorcycle riding, than with HOGs. That cut into riding time, big time. The Connecticut Wine Trail offered Cynthia and me lots of wonderful excuses for Saturday and Sunday summer outings of quality time together.

About the same time as all this, I bought my Mazda MX-5 convertible. Not a motorcycle, it comes darn close on a sunny day with the top down. And Cynthia will ride in the Mazda, albeit under scarves and sun screen, often with a blanket over her legs. With its all-weather advantages and generous (by motorcycle standards) cargo capacity, the Mazda is an easier choice for vacation jaunts as well. Consequently, I never had my cycle out overnight at all this summer.

I also started teaching more motorcycle classes. I am a “rider-coach” in Connecticut's rider education program. Teaching classes was good therapy for the stresses of my day job. But classes ate up still more summer weekend days.

For motorcycle classes I always like to ride my bike to classroom nights and range days. It sets a good example for students. Both classroom and range are conveniently close to my home, beyond convenient actually; I could walk to each.

So when Token2 offered an off-season Polar Bear ride this past Sunday, I was still on the same tank of gas as when I filled up from a June ride to Pennsylvania restaurant Fireside Bar & Grille owned by Pogy's brother-in-law. By the way, Pogy has suggested for years this would be a good Polar Bear destination. It certainly is big enough. The food and service were excellent. George and Roy, it's worth a look!

"Fireside" offers truth in advertising with a wood-burning brick oven.

Crab dip was AWESOME!

Off-season Bears seek shady parking spots.

Pogy offered his nice jaunt at the “beginning” of the Polar Bear off-season. Captain and I joined him. We did a very Polar Bear type excursion, at least typical for Connecticut Polar Bears. We started early, rode interstates and turnpikes just about the whole way, ate lunch, then beat back home the way we came, deviating only to swap the GW Bridge southbound for the Tappan Zee northbound.

For Connecticut Bears, most destinations are farther distances than for our New Jersey brethren. With winter's harsher conditions and shorter days we stick to the big highways. There are a few exceptions. When the Grand Tour comes to northern New York, Token2 comes into his own.

Polar Bear destinations Long Valley, Augusta, Sloatsburg and Kingston are in his backyard. Token2 knows every twisty trail from New Jersey Highpoint to the Bear Mountain Bridge. When winter weather allows, he leads us on scenic rides with curvy roads and mountaintop vistas.

Memories of these convinced me to ask my wife if she would not mind too terribly if I switched my plans and went for a daylong ride with my buddies this past Sunday. My original plan was to accompany Cynthia on one of her triathlon events. (When I say “accompany” what I mean is driving along with her to the destination and then sitting in the shade reading a book while Cynthia does the swimming, biking and running.) Summer's winding down and I felt I wanted to spend more time with my wife (see the third paragraph).

She didn't think twice. “It's the first time I've seen you smile today,” she observed as I sheepishly asked to change my plans. “We'll have a nice glass of wine together on our veranda (back porch) at the end of the day.”

Token2 was offering a far-ranging scenic ride, an exotic lunch destination and a collection of hundreds of vintage motorcycles. He did not disappoint.

He invited just our Connecticut Polar Bear core. On Sunday it was just Pogy, Token2 and me. The rest of you guys missed a corker!

I started alone from Stratford – and late. If you are a faithful reader of this blog you know the CT Bears wait for no man. They leave on time. Exactly. Sometimes a tick or two early. And if you're late, you either catch up on the road or at the final destination. Guess I am out of practice. Generally, I like to show up right before the departure time. I just don't value taking off all those layers to hang out at my local Dunkin' Donuts. Even when I'm early, I usually just stand outside in the cold.

Likely my late departure was because I purposely did not build in the usual half-hour “suiting up” time required for winter riding. I often say the only difference between Polar Bear and summer riding is you don't just jump on the bike and go in winter. This Sunday I required only a sweatshirt and bluejeans under my protective riding jacket and pants. Another possibility, well excuse actually, is that my daughter's dog Montigue is visiting from Brooklyn. With Cynthia's 5 a.m. departure for her triathlon, it fell to me to walk Monti before I left on my motorcycle ride. He diligently sniffed every tree, pole and bush for two blocks.

Captain never confirmed if he was riding with us or not; we were to meet at our regular departure Dunkin' Donuts at 7:30 a.m. So it was that from 7:35, when I arrived late until I picked up Pogy at the Darien rest stop, I was never sure Captain – and therefore the whole ride – had not left without me. Fortunately, Pogy was still there, waiting patiently, for my arrival. Captain couldn't make it.

I doubt Pogy caught on, but I rode off the interstate and into the gas pumps to “meet” him. Usually we do a flying pick up, beeping our horns as we go by on the interstate, Pogy's Goldwing lumbering down the on-ramp to catch us. I figured to top off my tank in Stratford, but ran out of time. So I nonchalantly pulled up to the pumps like I planned to do so all along, and gained back five minutes' time.

All was moot, wouldn't you know? Pogy and I arrived at the Hutchinson Parkway bus stop meeting place for Token2 a good 15 minutes ahead of time. So even if I'd missed the group ride from Stratford to Darien I would have caught them in Westchester.

Wanting to be ready to leave promptly when Token2 arrived, and the morning weather pleasantly cool, Pogy and I did not take off our riding gear at the bus stop. We just sat on the bus shelter bench in our full complement, helmets and all, waiting for our lead rider. A jogger came by, paused, looked at us a moment and asked, “You guys waiting for the bus?”

Token2 arrived on time. He asked whether Pogy or I would sweep. My first response was magnanimous, “I'll sweep.” But then I got to thinking and suggested Pogy would be better in back. “You'll never keep up with Token2 in the twisties,” I surmised. Pogy commented, “Oh yes! That's what I miss without the Polar Bears, taking a lot of guff from my friends.” (He actually said something other than “guff” but this is a family-friendly blog.)

So off we went, riding three Honda motorcycles of very different character: Token2 in the lead on his nimble CB500X Rally Raid conversion, me right behind him on my “sport-touring” ST1100 and Pogy bringing up the rear on his Barcalounger, I mean, Goldwing.

After only a short stint on controlled access highway west over the Tappan Zee and north up the Palisades Parkway, the fun began. Token2 led us through Harriman State Park then along back roads all the way west to Port Jervis before stopping for a coffee, doughnut and bathroom break. Next he headed us back southeast treating us to more amazing Mohonk and Minnewaska scenery and the Shawangunk mountain range overlook in Ellenville where I took my only photos of the ride.

Three very different Hondas.

Incredible mountaintop overlook.
At the overlook the air temperature reached well above Polar Bear levels. Fortunately I planned for this eventuality. Underneath my sweatshirt, which I now removed, I had a special bit of summer riding kit called a tee-shirt. Unfamiliar to Polar Bear riders, it is a light cotton garment with short sleeves, perfect for riding on these days when you do not need an electric jacket liner. Often these tee-shirts are covered with graphics and for today's ride I'd chosen one emblazoned with a large Harley-Davidson logo. For safety, I still wore my riding jacket on top, but a specialized summer version made of Cordura mesh and TF2 armor.

Token's route took us through Pine Island, New York. Coming down from the mountains, I noticed broad, flat fields of blacker-than-black soils. The farmland was obviously highly managed with perfectly level plots built up and surrounded by ditches. At highway speed I could not discern the crop. A highway marker referenced “Drowned Lands.”

When I got home, a Google search revealed we were riding across the bottom of an ancient glacial lake that receded 12,000 years ago. The glacier left behind a low, boggy area lush with plant life. Then the Wallkill River deposited nutrient rich sediments there for a few thousand years more as part of the river's flood plain. Pine Island is so named because it truly was an inland island whenever the river flooded.

Settlers avoided the wet, boggy area until the early 1800s when Volga German and Polish immigrants recognized the soil's value and built a deep drainage canal. They even fought and won the “Muskrat and Beaver Wars” with downstream millers to keep their farms above water, eventually putting the water-wheel-powered folks out of business. The farmers also created malaria outbreaks by taking so much water out of one part of the Wallkill, the river was reduced to a series of stagnant pools.

Receding waters revealed some of the richest earth in the nation. More than 20,000 acres of deep muck soils make up the largest such deposit in America save the Florida Everglades. While most soils are made up of less than 10 percent organic matter, black dirt is 50 to 90 percent. While most top soils are measured in feet, even inches, black dirt soils run 30 feet deep in some places.

And what do farmers do with some of the richest soil in the country just 100 miles from New York City? They grow onions. Not as famous as Vadialas, and certainly not as sweet, these are the baseball-sized, hard, yellow onions you buy in net bags at the grocery store. Black dirt onions pack a punch. Their growing soil is rich in sulfur boosting the onions' pyruvic acid content, the ingredient that gives onions their sharp bite and makes your eyes water when you cut them. Still, these yellow onions are loaded with as much sugar as Vadiala and other “sweet” onions making them caramelize exceptionally well, offering a complex sharp and sweet flavor favored by many chefs.

We did not spend too much time on valley floors. Token2 had us running up and down mountains until our cheeks were sore from smiling in our full-face helmets. Motorcycles love corners.

Steep mountain scenery covered in pines and accented with huge bald granite facings, reminded me of that amazing scenery at the end of the movie “Last of the Mohicans.” While New York's mountains are the proper setting for James Fenimore Cooper's story, the film was made in North Carolina's Appalachians because there's too much modern jet traffic streaking the skies around New York's Hudson River mountains. To be accurate, historical events leading to Cooper's story all happened well north of where we were riding. While Fort Edward is now just a town above Albany, a reconstructed Fort William Henry is on the shores of Lake George.

Nevertheless, looking up at mountain faces as we rode by I imagined running along perilous trails, in buckskins and moccasins, touting a flintlock. Instead we were cruising along in Cordura and motorcycle boots, leaning in and out of corners, on macadam roads protected by guard rails.

As we rode through tiny towns I delighted in names of two businesses I saw along the way. Rather than a family or national chain name I noted “A Low Price Car” used car dealership and “Try R Deli” which requires no generic description. Truly strong branding. Short, direct, descriptive, with a call to action, I think “Try R Deli” could go nationwide. It certainly makes more sense than say, “Cumberland Farms” or “Piggly Wiggly.”

Most towns appeared to be suffering. We rode past empty small factories surrounded by parking lots obscured by tall weeds, enclosed in chain link fences, giant “available” signs posted out front. The few Main Streets we traversed were fronted by empty buildings needing a coat of paint. All of us commented at lunch on the number of “Trump” signs we saw, most of them homemade. I postulated the rural versus urban divide must be deep in New York, Clinton's adopted home state.

We ended the scenic part of our ride at the epitome of small-town economic decline, Newburgh.

Token2 led us, via a last minute change of direction, missed turn and short sidewalk ride, into the parking lot of a dingy little diner where I assumed he was going to ask for directions. Instead he announced lunch. He only told us after we ate he originally had a different eatery in mind, but discovering it was closed Sundays, Googled us into this place.

The diner's entry vestibule was stacked with cases of canned tomatoes and sacks of beans. A sign on the window facing the door announced, “We are praying for you.” We took the one empty booth and I sank below the table height on an ancient cushion. (I ended up eating lunch atop my padded motorcycle jacket doubling as a booster seat.) Token2 announced it was a Mexican food diner, declaring it authentic and good based upon his observations that: A) the place was packed at lunchtime on a Sunday afternoon and B) we three were the only non-Hispanic folks eating there.

It was an ancient diner, well past its prime. Pogy noted the once-beautiful woodwork and inlaid mirrors of what had been the ice box, not refrigerator, ice box. Burl-wood maple veneer decorated the fascia above an art deco, stainless steel, grill backing. We were guessing early 1800s (probably around the time they drained the drowned lands). Token2 wondered aloud if the counter stools were original.

Having delivered on two of his three promises, a far-ranging, scenic ride and exotic lunch, Token2 next led us a short way down the road to fulfill his third: hundreds of vintage motorcycles.

We went to Motorcyclepedia Museum. Even though it opened in 2011, I first heard about it last October then the museum hosted one of The Chocolate Expo shows. My former place of employment, The Maritime Aquarium, hosted Chocolate Expos for several years, which I was in charge of promoting. (Last year the expo delivered the Aquarium's largest ever single day attendance, nearly two weekend's worth in one long, very long, day.) This was my first chance to visit Motorcyclepedia.

Pogy also heard about it from a friend and asked Token2 to put it on our itinerary.

More than 500 antique, vintage, rare and custom motorcycles are displayed on two floors in the 85,000 square foot museum.

One of the cool ideas they have is motorcycles you can sit upon for a photo opportunity. While most of the exhibits are understandably no-touch, the photo opp bikes are dispersed generously throughout, starting with a couple of old Harleys with sidecars in the entry foyer.


I love museums of all sorts and could easily have spent hours more. My compatriots were done sooner than I. And yes, I've learned to accept not everyone is an information geek and history junkie like me. Admission is just $11, so there's no excuse not to visit again.

The most impressive exhibit is a timeline of Indian motorcycles comprised of at least one model (often more) for every year the bikes were manufactured except for the first year. The company built only three bikes in 1901. Interspersed is a delightful collection of the many variations dreamed up by the company including a pedicab-like trike where the second rider sits in front of the operator facing forward in a big wicker chair fastened between the handlebars, a snow ski equipped model, all sorts of business versions with transport boxes instead of sidecars for carrying everything from ice cream to fresh meat and . . . well you'll just have to visit.

It would be great if Polaris, current owner of the Indian brand and builder of current models, also Victory motorcycles, could donate their latest bikes to keep the timeline going. There is a post Springfield Indian motorcycle on the floor, but no sign delineating its manufacturer. (Lack of signs and interpretation was my only complaint about Motorcyclepedia.) There are other gaps in the post-Springfield timeline, as described below. Certainly a collection effort covering more than a hundred years of motorcycles should be continued.

There's an interesting exhibit describing how various scammers tried to abscond with and profit from the Indian brand after the original company closed in 1953. One example is a carved-wood mock-up of a soon-to-be-built motorcycle to impress prospective investors. A true wooden Indian!

Again, there is a great opportunity missed here to better explain the brand's movement and eventual acquisition by Polaris. There were India Indians (re-branded Royal Enfields), Taiwanese Indians including Indian scooters, and Gilroy, Calif. Indians with S&S motors. Then Stellican Ltd., an investment company that specializes in reviving brands like Chris Craft, bought the Indian name and built a few, rather expensive, Chiefs in North Carolina. If you're interested, the new Indian Motorcycle company offers a wonderfully frank timeline on its website.

Curation is weak throughout the museum. It is best in the Indian timeline room, still I wished for many more signs and descriptions. They need more cool touches like their blowup of an early 1900's article discussing whether gasoline will be available in significant quantities in the future. At the time George Hendee and Carl Hedstrom were starting their motorcycle manufacturing business in Springfield, gasoline was a rarity sold in glass jars at the local pharmacy or tin cans at the general store. (Rockefeller made his oil refining fortune in kerosene for lighting, not gasoline for propulsion.)

Beyond Indians, a great many more facets of motorcycling are offered at the museum, including Harley-Davidson bikes of all sorts for those enthusiasts. A display pays homage to Rat Fink creator Big Daddy Roth and includes one of his trikes. A case donated by Connecticut Cruise News Publisher Don Clady offers memorabilia from Marcus Dairy and Super Sunday but without a lot of explanation of these events and why they were important. Another room offers Asian and European manufacturers including a rare Wankel rotary powered bike. There are a few choppers and customs, a display of hill climbers and board track racers, police bikes, motorized bicycles, and much, much more. A three-wheeler claims to be the oldest, running, motorcycle on the planet. It sits next to a re-creation of Daimler’s first ever motorcycle. In one basement room is a full-sized Wall of Death motorcycle daredevil track.

With such a broad collection of novelties and rarities, I wished there were far more signs and descriptions. I probably saw some really cool and one-of-a-kind motorcycles, but don't know enough to understand or appreciate all I saw. Some motorcycle historian or museum curator needs to sort it out. Maybe when a prominent magazine editor retires? Buzz Kanter, this would be perfect for you!

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Grumpy Unleashed

Schaefferstown riders from the CT Polar Bears, from left: Mac, Grumpy, Token2, Captain and Princess.
Motorcycle Polar Bear Blog, ride to Franklin House Tavern, Schaefferstown, Penn., January 31, 2016.

Editor's Note: The Chocolate Expo claimed my Sunday for this ride. It was a 12+ hour day but very worthwhile. The Maritime Aquarium where I work put up its best ever, one-day, attendance: 7,937. You can see photos from the day in the Aquarium's blog post. As I catch up the blog on Thursday, February 4, snow is predicted for tonight and tomorrow. But it looks to clear in time and I am really looking forward to getting on the bike. Meanwhile, Token2 shares this accounting of what I missed. (And John, Mennonites drive cars, Amish drive buggies. Coming from Lancaster County, I can't help but offer this single correction.) Chris Loynd.

By John Howard, a.k.a. Token2

An 8am start was set to accommodate the 200+ miles to the destination in Schaefferstown, PA. It was a gray start to the day with temperatures near freezing. As the day  progressed the weather improved considerably, treating us to mostly sunny skies and milder temperatures that hit 60°F on the way home. A far cry from the prior weekend’s snow blanket.

The ride got off to a bit of an odd start. Firstly, Joanna was a no show at the Westchester pick-up point until the exact moment Capt appeared who was riding solo coming off the 287 ramp, which in of itself was unexpected. Gesticulating maniacally suggested we needed to make haste for some reason.  Princess made a quick left turn from the traffic light intersection (oh, the light was green…I must have been mistaken) as I fumbled to get my bike started. As we joined the interstate another four members of the group could be seen ahead. Clearly an egregious break to the recent pick up protocol had been cooked up at the Dunkin Donuts in Stratford. Anyway, the three of us coalesced behind Paul (aka Thumper), Mac, new Ed with Grumpy in the lead. The  usually present Pogy hung out his ‘gone fishin’ sign this week.

Seeing Thumper in the formation suggested rather big ambitions for such a long, mostly interstate ride on a 400cc single. However, he peeled off at Elmsford and it seemed that perhaps second thoughts had emerged. It was later revealed that was Paul’s plan all along, a relatively short run to check out his heated clothing set up. Wise choice Thumper, as you left Grumpy opened up. Grumpy later indicated he had set a moderate pace until Paul’s scheduled exit, lucky lad.

Tank filling and bladder emptying took place just east of the NJ/PA line, at which point Ed revealed his plan for the day, which was to turn around and head back home in time to celebrate his mother or mother-in-law’s 90th birthday (I forget which). Now to some that would seem a pointless use of the morning. But wait, that is the point. It is the ride not the destination that draws us together. So while the majority of us got Bear points for today, Ed got brownie points from his SO, assuming he made it home in time (in the dog house otherwise).

Anyway, returning to Grumpy unleashed, he set a robust, vigorous pace. Mac later suggested that the speed may have reinjured his recently repaired left shoulder rotator cuff  due to the forces exerted when he stuck his arm out to indicate a lane change. For sure if we had the misfortune to come across a Statie the pace would have stretched the officer’s sense of humor.

After several years absence your author had claimed the sweep position. It seems that given the relatively clear roads I ended up lollygagging along at times. Capt made note of it to me at lunch ‘I thought Mac was sweep at times’ which was rather unfair to Mac, but pointedly sharp and correctly so to yours truly. I promised to try harder on the way home; I hope I succeeded as I wish to avoid further punishment and tongue lashing. Which reminds me, I need to check the CTPB rules, somewhere in there I thought Capt was not allowed to dish out abuse, only receive it.

At the fuel stop Grumpy advised me that he would use exit 17 (rather than the customary 13) and approach the destination from the east. Sounded good, which is no doubt why he did a quick turn right and came off at exit 19. That confused everyone, most presuming him lost. So we got back on I78 and exited two miles further on. Capt almost went rogue presuming that Grumpy was lost but in the end made the exit. On the ramp Capt restarted frenzied gesticulations,  apparently he was not in the know on Grumpy’s plan.  As I write this report Capt’s hand and arm signals remind me of the semaphore crab, a critter native to Australia. The analogy is best clarified by the Australian Museum “The word 'semaphore' means a type of signalling apparatus with moving arms or flags, and refers to the males' habit of standing by their burrows and signalling to other crabs by waving their claws up and down. Exactly what they are signalling is unclear.”  Clear now?

Grumpy was disconcertingly contrite about the exit 19 misstep. It is to be hoped that as Grumpy continues his recovery he will knock this touchy feely stuff off and return to the man we know is under there! Anyway, missteps…hey, we have all had ‘em!

The ride along PA419 was delightful. Red barns, stone houses and fields with a thick covering of snow reflecting the sun under a clear blue sky. What could be better? The staff at Franklin House said they received a record 31 inches of snow the prior weekend. It was stacked everywhere.

The Franklin staff did a nice job as usually. Quickly seated, fast service, good food. Deserving of the big tip that was left.

As we were getting seated and attending to our phones up pops a text from Fonz, who it turns out was late for the group start. His tardiness was good news for the group but bad news for Fonz who reported having clutch failure and being stuck roadside on West I78. For the reasons noted above Fonz would have needed nitro fuel to catch us and perhaps the clutch failure is another sequelae of Grumpy unleashed…. that is overreach I hear you say (OK, you are right). Offers of assistance were made but none accepted, hopefully he will relay his misadventure as an addendum to the blog. (I received a text from Fonz at 10.56pm Sunday saying he had made it home.)

We left  Schaefferstown via the normal 501 route and  passed a number of Mennonite buggies on the way to I78. Princess greeted them with a royal wave, I did not see any return the gesture. That being the case Mennonites should be added to the long list of groups that don’t wave to Harley riders. The journey home was uneventful and fast. One stop in NJ for gas and comfort, but no stop at the top. Grumpy had to nap before work and Capt had to work before napping. Alas, that means no Montvale group selfie this week from the Princess….oh, the horror!

See you all next week.

P.S. Chris…please put the inflatable whale away, stop shoveling snow or gorging on chocolate and get on that ST1100. For the first time in ages Harleys outnumbered imports on this ride.











Sunday, November 15, 2015

One-tank Jaunt to Jersey

Bridgewater Bears from left: Joanna, Captain, Jim, Fonz, CT Blogger and Pogy down front.

Motorcycle Polar Bear Blog, ride to The Eagles, Bridgewater, NJ, Sunday, November 8, 2015.

By: Chris Loynd

New Jersey Matt was a surprise visitor when I arrived at our Stratford, Conn. Dunkin' Donuts departure point. Our destination this Sunday is right in his backyard. So he headed up to Connecticut to get a few miles in this Sunday. He's done it before, sort of a Polar Bear ride in reverse.

When we got to the Eagles, Matt quickly said his goodbyes, and so missed the weekly group photo. He said something about having a babysitter for the afternoon. And if you've ever had kids, well, here's hoping you enjoyed your afternoon Matt!

Fonz joined us this week. We hadn't seen him on the first two rides. He told me it had been too warm for Polar Bear riding. "But I woke up," he said, "heard the heater running, and figured it was time to ride."

Jim joined us for the first time this year. He and Joanna were waiting for us at the bus stop. We picked them up but stayed up on I-287, using the Tappan Zee going out instead of the GW Bridge.

We rode down to an Eagles Club in New Jersey, home to the famous AMA New Jersey Corn Boil. (A summer ride worth two Polar Bear bonus points.) Club members put on a great feed for a paltry $12, coffee included.

We sat at big round tables after working our way through a crowded sign-in. Somehow Jim and Joanna ended up at the table next to us instead of our table. That seemed to work just fine for them; Jim brought Joanna to our group in the first place. They chatted happily on their own.

Instead we were joined by a couple of Polar Bears from Maryland. Who knew? Outlanders like us. Most of the Bears are from New Jersey, Pennsylvania and New York.

One of the girls worked for a Navy contractor building submarines. She commutes between Newport News and Groton. Table talk soon centered around submarine classes, building techniques and general specifications. I don't think any state secrets leaked. In fact, it sounded to this neophyte like our Captain knew more about the subject than the expert from Maryland.

He never once mentioned his own submarine project. I was sorely tempted to tip his hand. But one advantage of getting older is that I've learned respect other's business . . . and mind my own.

Our ride was a nice, easy distance, less than 250 miles round trip.

As such, I decided to skip the gas stop my comrades needed to make on the way home. My Honda ST1100 has one of the largest gas tanks fitted to a motorcycle, 7.4 gallons. My gauge at the gas stop was reading only a quarter down. The bike's range is advertised to be more than 300 miles.

It wasn't like there wouldn't be another gas station on the way home. So I figured to test the bike. Worst case scenario, I figured I could drop out of the group and fill up. Worst, worst, case scenario: I have a siphon and my buddies just filled their tanks!

Confidence can be a fragile thing. As we rode over the Tappan Zee Bridge mine faded. This bike is 18 years old. I bought it used. It's relatively new to me. I've never really run the tank down past a quarter. What if the gauge is off? There's no reserve. I'll just sputter and die.

My speedometer always reads exactly five miles fast. I've checked it with the GPS. Does that mean my trip odometer is showing more, or less miles? Doubts filtered in as I rode for home.

I made it to my home gas station with a quarter tank still showing on the ST's gauge. I brimmed the tank to the same point I'd filled it after last week's ride. The pump said it delivered 4.812 gallons. So 7.4 divided by four equals 1.85 gallons per quarter tank. With my quarter tank the gauge says is still available, 1.85, plus the 4.812 I just replaced, equals 6.662 gallons. So there must be slightly less than a gallon reserve when the fuel light comes on and the tank reads empty. Not to bad.

Next I checked the trip OD against the GPS. They matched exactly at 245 miles. So if I figure right, I divide the 245 miles by the 4.812 gallons, to get 50.91 mpg. Yes, there's some small variation for where exactly the fuel reaches the bottom of the filler neck. Even discounting that by, say, 10 percent, I still got 45 mpg.

Yeah, I gotta go touring on this bike next summer.


LD Diva and the boys at Eagles.

CT Polar Bears, New Jersey Matt, in yellow, is an honorary member.

Fonz's first sign-in.



Saturday, November 7, 2015

Longest Ride -- Lewes, Delaware

Week 2 Bears, from left: Long Distance Diva, Pogy, Captain and CT Blogger.
Motorcycle Polar Bear Blog, Ride to Irish Eyes Pub, Lewes, Del., Sunday, November 1, 2015.

By: Chris Loynd

You know you're a motorcyclist, a rider, when you ride about 550 miles, over 11 1/2 hours, for a one-hour lunch. That's how four of us spent our Sunday on the first day of November when daylight turned to standard time and gave us an extra hour.

Angling for less riding time after the earlier EST sunset, Pogy asked us to experiment with a half-hour earlier start. So we were off at 6:30 a.m. Yes, 6:30 a.m. In Pogy parlance: 06:30.

Fortunately I saw Joanna's e-mail Saturday afternoon. She was planning to be at the pickup spot at 8:00 a.m. We corresponded a bit and I ratcheted her back to 7 a.m.

With Token2 back in the old country, I got my chance to lead. It was an easy task with just four riders. We cranked, yes cranked, the NJ Turnpike start to finish.

I had planned to stop at the last rest stop, but Joanna signaled me so we stopped at the penultimate one. To pull the group over at the next rest stop we usually simply ride up next to the lead and tap our hand on the top of our helmet. But Joanna's from the city. She told me later in her hood that's the sign for cops.

So not knowing our custom she offered a more expressive signal. It wasn't just the pointing, it was the urgent little happy hoppy dance she offered in her saddle. As a parent I immediately got the message. I remember my kids doing that potty dance when they were two years old. It's the cutest thing riding with women.

We were all teasing her at the earlier-than-planned stop because her Harley windshield is covered with stickers she claims to have earned from Michael Kneebone.

This was the longest ride I've done on the ST1100. We've been getting to know each other. And I think we're close to coming to an understanding for long distance touring. I have a small Airhawk just under my butt where the seat scoops a bit then steps up for the passenger. With the blades on my engine guards I can get my too-long legs out a bit now and then. The bike is nearly right for 100-plus mile stints.

A previous owner installed Heli Bars. They appear eminently adjustable, but I don't know how. Pogy offered to help. And I think if I can get the grips just a bit closer to me it will be perfect.

I was truly amazed at how it sipped gas, even at speed. When my compatriots on Gold Wings were near empty, my tank was still half full. Average mileage reported on Fuelly is above 42 mpg for my 1997.  I can't be bothered to keep track. But with a 7.4 gallon tank the supposed 300 mile range per tank seems believable. That means I could make the 1,000 mile run to Daytona Beach with just four fill-ups, easy.

Hmmm, I may have to think about following in Joanna's tracks and do some long distance hauls next summer.

LD Diva was so busy kibitizing, she nearly missed lunch.

Pogy loves the camera!

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Season Debut 2015

Inaugural season CT Bears, from left: Joanna, Token2, CT Blogger, Captain, Pogy, Mac.

Motorcycle Polar Bear Blog. Ride to VFW, Cape May, NJ. Sunday, October 25, 2015.

By: Chris Loynd

Our first ride of the 2015-16 season dawned drearily, dusked dramatically.

We started from Stratford in full rain gear at 8:00 a.m. The sun had been up for 45 minutes, but you couldn't prove it by us. Perhaps the drizzle kept some bears at home, warm in their dens. Grumpy drove down to Dunkin' to see us off. He'll be out a few weeks for carpel tunnel surgery, his clutch hand in a cast.

Captain, Mac and I were the only riders starting from Stratford. I had an idea to lead, but before I got the words out, Captain informed me he was taking the lead and then passing it to Token2. Token2 wanted to lead because he'll soon miss a month of rides due to business obligations. I guess he's sentimental.

We picked up Pogy in Darien on the way down. I now had a mind to sweep, but Pogy assumed that role, waving me in front of him. So I was stuck in the rockin' chair all the way down.

Token2 was waiting at the bus stop where we jump onto the Hutchinson Parkway. Joanna wasn't. We had traded e-mails earlier in the week and she planned to be at the bus stop at 8:30. It was 8:38 and our bears wait for no rider. With Captain twirling his finger in the air and Token2 scrambling to get his butt on his bike and his electrics plugged in, we roared off for the Hutch.

Joanna did join us, Clark Makinson style. Like a phantom rider her bright white LED headlight suddenly appeared behind us on the Hutchinson Parkway South. She later confessed to seeing us go by the Hutch gas station as she was brimming her tank. She used this particular rest stop's center of the highway configuration to reverse course and catch us. She then supplanted Pogy as sweep, driving me deeper into the center of our now six riders. (If you don't get the Clark Makinson reference you can read a bit more about Clark on my other blog site here.)

We rode in and out of rain on the way down. Sometimes it drizzled. Here and there it rained real drops. Never did it downpour. I probably got wetter from the spray of Mac's bike in front of me as he wove back and forth across his lane, rather than following the already cleared car tracks. That's just how he rolls. His peripatetic style applies forward and back, as well as side-to-side. Pogy said banjo and slinky.

I'm thinking being retired may be something like being drunk. Poor lane discipline and inability to match speed are probable cause for an under-the-influence stop. Actually Mac tightened up quite a bit on the ride home after we ripped on him at lunch. But by then the pavement was dry.

Mac and I even enjoyed a couple of 100 foot drag races out of the tolls on the Garden State Parkway on the way home, another Makinson trademark.

In addition to getting coated with spray, we had the bad luck to follow a car as it was blowing its engine. Apparently the driver was oblivious to lights that must have been blinking all over his dashboard. His car was spewing clouds of black smoke, doubly so whenever he hit the gas. This guy wasn't just burning oil. This smoke was black, not blue. It tasted like valves or bearings. We rode through it for miles. Pogy noted rain rolling off his windshield turned black as we got closer then finally passed the dying automobile.

Speaking of ripping on each other, I avoided Captain's usual shtick targeting the group photographer, I'm filling in for Grumpy while he's out on medical leave. While Bear Photographer Bernard Walsh took a photo, and then Joanna had him shoot another with her cell phone, I sneakily grabbed the official shot via my 10-second timer. At lunch, Captain showed his hand by asking if and when I took the photo shown above.

A week before the ride, Pogy was worried about the photo, "Do you have a camera?" "Yeah." "Do you have a tripod? Because if you don't we could maybe go together and buy a tripod," he offered. "No worries," I answered, "I got it covered." And I did. With stealth.

Surprisingly, Pogy wasn't aware of the Grand Tour weekly photos, only the photos on my photo rich Polar Bear Blog at Influentialcom.com. Grand Tour Webmaster Walter Kern also posts a year of his favorite Polar Bear Photos on his site Motorcycle Views.

I wish I could have taken some pictures of the ride home. It was filled with Kodak moments. About halfway home clouds slowly relented, sunshine peaked and then streamed through. After a couple of gas stops and a cup of coffee at the top of the Garden State Parkway and picking our way through traffic over the Tappan Zee, we hit the Hutch nee Merritt Parkway just about sunset.

Turning for home the sky in my mirrors blazed. Thanks to Connecticut's unique geography, you go mostly east and west when traveling north and south. Behind me the sun slowly weakened. Ahead a gigantic moon rose, just two days short of full. The few clouds left in the sky went pink, and then purple. Meanwhile the pre-peak trees lining this lovely parkway glowed yellow and orange and red.

Eventually the sun set. The trees went black, silhouettes against bright moonlight. One lone and spiry pine, tall and twisty, as if drawn by Dr. Seuss.

Turnout was lighter than usual; maybe it was the rain.


Captain is sporting a new hat this season.

Our leader this week readies for the ride home.
Sun broke through the second half of our ride day.
My antique web authoring software is giving me a bit of trouble. For now, I'll post here on the Google cloud for all to enjoy. See you next week!


Sunday, April 8, 2012

Long Valley, NJ; March 11, 2012, Motorcycle Polar Bear Blog


(Sorry, in my late postings I have this one out of sequence.)

Polar Bear Blog, March 11, 2012, Long Valley, NJ.

By: Chris Loynd

Spring has come early to the motorcycle polar bears. Not that I mind. I've always said I would rather ride on a warm day than a cold one. I ride with the polar bears because I did not want to park my motorcycle all winter. And now polar bearing has evolved into a series of enjoyable Sundays with great friends.

This Sunday the weather was gorgeous, too warm for winter. I rode over in layers, but never dialed in the electric heat until we were up high on Route 80 west. And that was only for a little while. For the ride home I was peeling layers and trying to find room to stuff them into my saddlebags.

Token2 was ride leader. Long Valley has sort of become his, ever since he found some creative and fun back roads several years ago. He did not disappoint this Sunday. Some of the roads he found challenged our riders. Captain stopped in the midst of a very steep series of very tight curves to downshift. John J. and I had to make some important and immediate corrections in our respective bikes' handling. As Token2 quipped later when we groused about it, “I thought I was traveling with experienced riders.”

He also noted that while his Internet maps may have shown the tight curves, it was tough to see the sharp rise in elevation on that particular spot. Captain said he was halfway up the hill when his heavy Honda had not enough umph to climb any further.

Token2 hosted a good ride and found us some fun and scenic roads to ride. He doubled our fun by taking secondary roads a good part of the way home. Eventually we had to get back onto the Interstate highways to grind up enough miles to our far away Connecticut homes.

Pogy agreed to sweep this ride and found himself a bit frustrated at time, trying to keep the flock together from the back end.

Group riding is not the same as riding by yourself. It demands a fair amount of concentration and vigilance. It is important to hold your place in the line of bikes as accurately and consistently as possible.

Ride too close – or even, God forbid – next to a rider in line and you've compromised the safety of both riders. But drop back too far and the group falls apart. Once a car gets into your line, you can all be separated by some very big gaps. Then the riders caught in the back have to ride doubly fast to catch up. Or the leader, if he's paying attention, has to slow the group down significantly to let the others form up again.

Cars can be bad enough, even without big gaps in the line. John J. suddenly found an SUV trying to occupy the exact same space as his motorcycle on the last leg home. He corrected quickly and appropriately. But his demeanor expressed his displeasure.

Each inconsistency in speed, especially toward the front of the line, is multiplied by each bike behind. So the sweep suddenly finds himself hard on the throttle, then hard on the brakes, to try to keep his place. When I lead, I try to keep my speed cruise control smooth, even though no such device resides on my handlebars.

We enjoyed Long Valley Pub's fabulous brunch buffet. It is the best on the Grand Tour.

They shoehorned us into a very small corner space and I sat next the fireplace, fire going. Still it was all good and we had fun catching up with each other's news.

Token2 took us out the long way as well. And we rode through the New Jersey countryside, avoiding I-287 for as long as we could.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Vineland, NJ, January 8, 2012 Polar Bear Motorcycles Blog


Vineland, NJ, January 8, 2012
Polar Bear Motorcycles Blog

By: Chris Loynd

Vineland is a pretty long way to go for a ride to nowhere. And after a two week hiatus (the past two Sundays falling on Christmas and New Years) my back was not used to doing such miles. I was ready to get off the bike when I got home.

Fortunately the riding was easy. Anything not expressway was through some scenic towns, the Pinelands and farms. By the way, didn't it used to be called the Pine Barrens? I guess the government switched to a nicer sounding name.

We are back to North Carolina winter weather. Temperatures climbed above 50 in South Jersey. They were a bit colder for our ride start up in Connecticut, but not at all bearish. We had a long distance to ride, so we started at 8 a.m. The sun was just up. Still, it was in the high 40s for most of our miles.

A note of caution sounds in my psyche. It is a deep, far-off, disturbingly familiar tolling.

I hinted at it with my fellow Bears on Sunday. While I could not clearly recollect the time or even season, I recall a warm Polar Bear winter some time ago. I mocked Mother Nature in the blog, suggesting she had forgotten winter. And the very next week she slapped us hard with snow and subzero temperatures.

There's no making that mistake again. Let me just say we are respectfully grateful for the warm and dry weekends.

One of my Facebook friends who is also a rider, Art, took credit for the warmth. He asserts that if he had not winterized his Harley, tucking it into the back of the garage, turning on the battery tender and turning off the insurance, we all would be knee-deep in snow right now.

Connecticut experienced a 55 degree day Saturday. That brought out droves of motorcycles and even a few convertible cars. I was out front of my house doing a bit of “fall” gardening when my neighbor came home. Seeing me there with the leaf rake he called over, “Aren't you supposed to be shoveling snow about now?”

Grumpy led us over the interstates and parkways to the turnpike. He graciously allowed for a bathroom break. The others scoffed at me, but I grabbed the opportunity to top off my gas tank despite their scorn. Fonz caved too, once I took the hit, and stopped at the pumps while the other riders waited patiently. I hate riding with that fuel light winking at me. And true to form, later in the day Grumpy ran the other bikes down so close to empty that Mac broke formation and came up to insist on a gas stop. I just smiled and topped off again.

Fonz repaid the favor of me supporting his early gas fill when we got to our destination. We arrived just after 11:30 and the parking lot was already full. Grumpy pulled into a spot that would maybe fit just one more bike, but where he'd have to back out on gravel.

His wing man, I decided the gravel lot was plenty wide for a center row of bikes and so started one. Pogy and Token2 blew right by me and ended up parked helter-skelter at the driveway's mouth. Mac, well, I'm not sure what he was thinking. He just sort of found a spot and nearly blocked in some blockhead who was parked perpendicular to all the other bikes. (Maybe Mac was making a statement.) I was signaling to my fellow on-coming riders with a back and forth swish of my arm. Fonz was first to pick up on it and pulled in next to me. Captain came in too on the other side of me. And behind him was another group of bikes and soon our new row was firmly established.

The line held. As we came out of lunch it was stronger and thicker, with a double-up row forming farther down where the parking lot widened. Those of us on the line simply pulled out of the gravel lot with no foot paddling.

Fonzie did not endear himself to all our riders this day. On the way down he had what he himself described as a “momentary lapse in concentration.” It was in an area where the DOT workers had placed cautionary cones right on the edge of the highway travel lane, right on the fog line. Fonz clipped one.

He quickly corrected. But Pogy following behind had fewer options. The cone caught his highway peg and snapped it off like a twig. Highway pegs on a Goldwing stick out pretty far. And they appear to be made of some sort of cast metal; it looks like aluminum but breaks like porcelain.

Pogy was fine. And as he lamented, you can't buy just one peg. So I guess he'll replace the broken one and then have a spare. If he's like me, he'll put that spare in a special place. And when he finally, years from now, breaks another highway peg, he will have no idea where that replacement peg might reside. But then again, Pogy is likely more organized than I.

The Japanese continued to have troubles this ride. Captain had replaced his one Goldwing antenna after it broke off on an earlier run. Over this week's ride the new antenna drooped like it was made of play dough. He's headed back to the dealership too. Maybe Captain and Pogy – both now retired – can make a day of it!

Token2 even had trouble with his ST. Something not right in the harness for his electrics left him adding layers and stuffing chemical heat packs into his gloves and boots. Pogy even lent him a sweatshirt.

At sign-in I offered my thanks to Rich and Dave. They do so much as our Flight B leaders. Dave even came all the way up to Connecticut one year to attend our winter dinner.

With more Polar Bear rockers and pins on their vests than you can count, they have decided it would be fair to have someone else pick up the paperwork going forward. Thank you both for all you do and your perpetual good humor. These are some big shoes to fill.

Five Points Inn proffered a fine brunch buffet for a very fair $10. Pogy picked up the tab for us all. He retired this week and I guess he was feeling generous. Thanks!

Pogy has plenty of life left in him, by the way. His retirement was one of those take the early package or else deals. So if any blog readers know of a position open for a technically adept senior customer service or sales director with international experience and a work ethic that will scare the bejesus out of his fellow workers, send me an e-mail and I'll pass it along.

It's true that like Forrest Gump's chocolates, you never do know what you're going to get. As John Lennon said, “Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.”

I don't know where this economy will take us. It's hard for guys like Mac and Pogy to give a whole life to a company only to be offered an “early retirement package” backed by a layoff threat.

I don't know if the Polar Bear Club will survive a change of leadership. Bob is asking for a replacement, now Rich and Dave too.

Ah, but what future is ever certain? This is the year the Mayans say it all ends, 12/26/2012. So be sure to get out and ride as much as you can. Me, I still plan to go on a Polar Bear ride 12/30/2012, if the Grand Tour folks will have me.

Happy New Year!

Friday, November 27, 2009

Hopewell, NJ; November 22, 2009

Once again your blogger was NOT present for the Polar Bear ride. (May have trouble getting that gold rocker again this year!) This last Sunday my "excuse" was a wonderful weekend-plus getaway with the wife to Gettysburg.

It was the 146th anniversary of the Gettysburg Address, delivered November 19, 1863. The occasion is commemorated with Civil War reenactors and a luminary display in the cemetery. You can see more photos on my Facebook page, but I thought it was okay for me to share just a few here.

I visited the battlefield as a teenager. It was wonderful to see it once again, now from an adult perspective. I was reading Longstreet's memoirs then walking the very same ground. Here and there on the battlefield reenactors drilled, their drums and bands echoing among forlorn hills now traipsed by tourists.

The whole event was something like a bike rally. People were walking around everywhere in funny clothes, united by a common interest. Just like wearing chaps at a bike rally, where else can you wear hoop skirts and braided epaulets on the street all day?

I commented in shock to my wife at the cost of an authentic civil war uniform coat, some three hundred bucks for something you can wear only for special occasions! Cynthia just laughed, "I know someone who has spent far more on specialized clothing with limited uses."

50 degrees and sunny

Of course I know you are more interested in the adventures of Connecticut Polar Bears who actually go on the rides! Fortunately my fellow riders still provide correspondent reports, even when it takes me more than a week to post them. Here John Howard provides a fun account with plenty of inside jokes. We call John "Token," not because he is an American with a British accent, but because he rides a Honda ST amongst our Harley crowd. Such is even fodder for this week's entry.

Here is John Howard's report . . .

Report by John Howard, Headlines:
  • Kammerer kisses Curtis
  • Howard and Cole Harley/Honda tiff settled in Hillybilly parking lot
  • Nick spends 13th birthday with Grandpa and CTPBs; charges of cruel and unusual punishment are pending
  • CT Blogger flagged over English language comments


The sun greeted the Connecticut Bears for the ride to Hopewell, though the temperature started on the cool side (about 40 degrees F), it quickly rose to above 50 degrees, peaking at 56.
Johns B., K., and J., Nick, Russ, Bernie, Ralph and Bart assembled at the Stratford Dunkin' Donuts as usual and made good speed to pick up John H. at the Tappan Zee Bridge bang on time at 9:45 a.m.


Johnny B. with Nick in pillion was the lead with John J. bringing up the rear as sweep after a bruising series of reports (mostly unjustified) on his lead ride on week four.


The ride south on the Interstate system was uneventful with numerous state troopers spotted along the way. The fun started after the turn on to Route 206 south when the CT bears found themselves being squeezed by a long train of NJ Bears as the road narrowed from two lanes down to one lane.


Mixed into the front of the NJ Bear phalanx things were a little sticky until the CT Bears assembled single file on the left track and the NJ Bears moved off to the right side to stop to reform. Sorted out, the CT Bears continued south and after a stop light found themselves behind another large group of NJ Bears and with the other NJ group behind at one point there must have been 60 bikes in formation heading south, quite a sight.


At an intersection the assemblage came to a rather sudden stop that caught the Captain out just a little which resulted in his bike kissing the back of a bag on Russ' new ride. (I never meant to imply their lips ever touched, that would be disgusting and way too horrible to contemplate.) The Captain wobbled some but thankfully stayed upright. The final 10 miles were a slow paced stop and go intersection riddle tour of the NJ countryside, but otherwise uneventful.


Hillybilly Hall was packed to the gills on our punctual arrival at 11:30 a.m. Seeing John B. lead the group to the way yonder boonies, John H. and John J. thought better of it and found a couple of spots up at the front lot, wandering down the stoned back to find the group. The choice of parking spot by Johnny B. drew some well chosen words from a certain ex-submariner, though the choice for the leader was rather limited.


Bart, who had been YELLING his opinion via e-mail on the attributes of the trusted STeed (get it?) of John H., greeted him with a Polar Bear hug in reconciliation. Riding sporty V-twins is a desire of the author which was again unrequited due to the dismal reliability of the Buell Uly. Oh well, perhaps next week that fine piece of engineering will be road worthy.


Editor's Note: For those who did not see the e-mail traffic, here is what Bart said about John H. comments about John's Buell Ulysses.


As an owner of many Japanese motorcycles and cars in my life, all I can say is . . . BORING!!! As one Harley owning friend of mine once said after riding my 1986 Honda Magna V65 or whatever the (heck) it was, "It's like kissing your grandmother." I couldn't have described it better myself.
My Harleys have given me no problemos at all. The torque and the attitude are second to none. I've yet to find one piece of plastic on mine as well.


Be fair to HD Mr. Howard, they own Buell but do not manufacture them!


Editor's Note: Bart was responding to THIS post from John H.
Another thing that will be absent for possibly 5 to 10 years is my Uly, it is not the intake seals, ECM, O2 sensor, temperature sensor or induction system that is causing my EFI running problem so it remains in the shop…Conn. Statute Chapter 743b, section 42-179 is an emerging possibility as lemons should be confined to use in gin and tonics. All future motorcycle purchases will be from the islands of Japan, sorry fellas no Harley will ever grace my garage though I do believe HD/Buell Danbury are doing their best.


Editor's Note: Back to John H. report of Hopewell ride.
Sign-in was relatively smooth given the crowds and John B. corralled a table for 10, adopted CT Bear Matt included, to participate in lunch.


Bernie left his ordered scribbled on a napkin and departed for the line for the loo (a.k.a. men's room, just trying to broaden the group's vocabulary). Meanwhile John K. just upped and left for the same destination while Russ made other arrangements to relieve himself.


On Russ' return, the order for food was placed except for you know who, no order available and still in line as the server lamented that she could not put the food order in until all the table had identified what they wanted.


Captain K. returned to the table and was roundly heckled for his lack of group awareness and to make matters worse he ordered a chicken Caesar salad. Jeez, there was a time when CT Bears were real men!!


By this time Ralph was wondering if riding with the CT Bears was the wisest choice he could be making for his future, but after being regaled with tales of the mishaps his fellow but absent MSF Instructor has had over the years, he is going to give it more time.


Johnny B. made the group aware that Nick was celebrating his 13th birthday which was cheered by the group however a rendition of "Happy Birthday to You" was not forthcoming. What a shame for the new teenager. It occurred to me that having such a fresh face in this group of gnarly old geezers was a brutal way to introduce Nick into his teenage years, when a growing awareness of one's influence on the world and sensitivity to the needs of others should flourish. CT Bears as lunch companions and role models would qualify as cruel and unusual punishment for a birthday boy. Always great to have you along Nick and enjoy your teenage years!


The conversation meandered to the subject of the CT Blog and the CT Blogger who offered a critique of the submissions from the Week 4 Bears. It is believed that three or more submissions were made and such a difficult task was it to untangle the muddled English that the final report remains a work in progress. CT Blogger was flagged for inappropriate use of certain punctuation marks in his e-mail of November 19th by the wife of a Week 5 Bear who apparently graduated with a degree majoring in the English language.


The matter remains open and is unlikely to be settled until CT Blogger can rejoin the group. It is hoped that a resolution can be found without punches being thrown, however, the number of ride reports for Week 5 presented for consideration is expected to decline from the peak observed in Week 4.


Hillybilly Hall was in the rear view mirror by about 1:15 p.m., the northbound trip commenced with a pleasant tour of the back roads of central New Jersey leading to Interstate 287, 78 and the Garden State Parkway with a customary stop at the Montvale Services.


Bart was the payer on this occasion but refused to serve the group as a consequence of the roasting John H. received a couple of weeks before. He need not have been worried as the beverages were delivered without fault and in perfect order; this led to the conclusion that it was the ordering technique of the newest, but as yet defective, American that had created prior problems. Let it be known that the defective American has sworn off making any future group beverage purchases.


The group did the usual thing at the Tappan Zee Bridge on the way east and so ended this chapter in the CT Bear season of 2009.


(If I don't get at least a B+ for this I am going to go see the Principal.)


Report from Grumpy:
Here are this week's photos. Group shot by J.B. most of the others by Nick B.
(Editor's note: A few portraits were also sent by Bart.)
Report for Sunday's ride: We showed up, we went there for lunch, on the way home we stopped for coffee. It was a nice day to ride.


Next Ride:
Chris here.
Our next ride is to Schoch's Harley-Davidson.


This is the site of my very first Polar Bear ride and you can read that story on my blog:http://www.influentialcom.com/polar_bear_story.htm


It was also the last motorcycle ride of our friend Clark Makinson. You can read about Clark on my blog too:http://www.influentialcom.com/polar_bear_clark_m.htm


Mapquest says the ride is 2 hours, 45 minutes, and 146 miles one way.


Therefore let's figure on a departure time of 9:00 a.m. from the Dunkin' Donuts in Stratford, CT.
That Dunkin' is the one just off Interstate 95, Exit 30, at the corner of Lordship Boulevard and Honeyspot Road.


All are welcome to join us. However I believe the Polar Bear Grand Tour has reached its limit of 550 registered participants. You can still ride, but will have to wait until next year to earn the coveted Polar Bear patch.